If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
- PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
- Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.”
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.
People who make the same face in every picture
so when i was younger i thought brock was blind cuz his eyes were drawn as lines (whereas EVERYONE ELSE had regular anime eyes) and I thought he just assumed every woman around him was beautiful.
Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short and wear shirts and boots because it’s okay to be a boy; for girls it’s like promotion. But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading, according to you, because secretly you believe that being a girl is degrading.
"Iwatobi climbing club" AU
I’m seriously really suprised no one came up with this yet, climbing is basicly vertical swimming and it’s a great sport to do with friends and you get to look at each others butts all the time, winwin! The story would follow the same basic plotline, but all the swimming is replaced by climbing.
They get some new animals too, Makoto is a mountain goat, a steady and strong climber, Nagisa is a cute little squirel who constantly climbs all the trees, and Haruka is a salamander, he climbs incredibly fast and fluent. I once heard that “salamander” is a nickname for incredibly good and dedicated climbers, seems to fit Haru.
I’ll make some more climbing AU soon!